“I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.” RunningBlackBeatenBeltsBlack Belt Author:Tre Cool
“A considerable number of persons are able to protect themselves against the outbreak of serious neurotic phenomena only through intense work.” PersonsAbleWorkNumbersSeriousProtectIntenseNeuroticOutbreaks Author:Karl Abraham
“I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different” LittlesDifferentUsedDrinkSmokeBeerPotTequila Author:Tre Cool
“Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings” FeelingsHandsHurtCactus Author:Tre Cool
“I can't stop bleeding and I can't stop having sex with corpses.” I CanSexCorpsesBleedingHaving Sex Author:Tre Cool
“I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.” PeopleDyingDogSnowBuriedStarvationAvalanchesAlmost Dying Author:Tre Cool
“I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg” FireStageCaughtLegs Author:Tre Cool
