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“Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.”

Quote by Chris Hardwick

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Chris Hardwick, born on November 23, 1971, is a renowned American comedian. He is known for his unique sense of humor and extensive entertainment career, which includes hosting television shows, participating in film production, and being a popular internet personality. Hardwick's career began in comedy clubs in the 1990s, and he gradually gained prominence in the television and film industries. more

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