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“Well, you found me," I said. "I guess you're going to call and report me to Mr. Louis now..." "Eventually," she said, "but first I wanted to tell you that I know how you feel... if you'll stop being a total jerk for two seconds. Can you?" "I don't know," I told her. "My longest period of not being a jerk is only one second, two might be stretching it, but I'll try my best.” — Robert G. Culp
Well, you found me," I said. "I guess you're going to call and report me to Mr. Louis now..."
"Eventually," she said, "but first I wanted to tell you that I know how you feel... if you'll stop being a total jerk for two seconds. Can you?"
"I don't know," I told her. "My longest period of not being a jerk is only one second, two might be stretching it, but I'll try my best.