“Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call.”
Quote by Dana Gould
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Dana Gould
Dana Gould is an American comedian, writer, and television producer. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Gould was born on August 24, 1964. He began his career performing in Los Angeles comedy clubs and has since gained recognition in television and film. more
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