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“It is my wish to die of unique causes, perhaps in a high-speed tricycle crash, a bizarre stapling incient, or as a result of inadvertently sucking my brains out through my ear while trying to untwist the vacuum hose.”

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Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone

Paula Poundstone, born on December 29, 1959, is an accomplished American comedian. Her career began in the 1980s, and she gained widespread recognition for her unique humor and sharp wit. Poundstone has appeared on various television shows and comedy clubs, including 'The Tonight Show' and 'Late Night with David Letterman'. She is also a prolific writer, having authored several humorous books. more

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