“I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.” IfsWantJoySecret Author:Bob Newhart
“Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?” PersonsSometimesForgetWonderStaringForget You Author:Bob Newhart
“You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.” IfsShouldValuesWinningShould HaveSticksYou Can WinValue Systems Author:Bob Newhart
“The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.” GivingTryingOpportunityComedyAdviceFieldsSkillsAdvantageBest Advice Author:Bob Newhart
“One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.” PeopleFirstsLooksStageWindComedianLoudBossScrews Author:Bob Newhart
“I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.” LongDoneCareersSatisfying Author:Bob Newhart
“The law protects you from being abused. It doesn’t threaten your lifestyle for someone else to have the right to exhibit their lifestyle.” LawProtectLifestyleExhibitsProtect You Author:Jesse Jackson
“I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.” ThinkingSound Author:Bob Newhart