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“I’m the one who looks at the infant, smiles nervously, and as my contribution to small talk, robotically announces to the parent, “Your child looks healthy and well cared for.”

Quote by Mindy Kaling

Book:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

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Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

In this enhanced edition, the author shares her witty observations on social dynamics, offering readers a humorous perspective on the complexities of modern relationships and the quest for belonging. more

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Mindy Kaling, born on June 24, 1979, is an accomplished actress, screenwriter, and producer from the United States. She gained widespread recognition for her role as Pam Beesly in 'The Office', which earned her numerous nominations and awards. Known for her humor and insightful character portrayals, Kaling has become one of the most influential women in the entertainment industry through her success in film and television. more

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Book:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

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Book:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

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Book:Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)

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