“The sooner that little so-and-so goes to rugby league, the better it will be for us.” Quote by Dickie Jeeps
“I'm 49, I've had a brain haemorrhage and a triple bypass and I could still go out and play a reasonable game of rugby union. But I wouldn't last 30 seconds in rugby league.” StillsPlayLastsGamesBrainUnionsLeagueReasonableSecondsRugbyBypassRugby LeaguePlaying Rugby Author:Graham Lowe
“League is much, much more physical than Union, and that's before anyone starts breaking the rules.” UnionsLeagueRugbyRugby League Author:Adrian Hadley
“If I had been a winger, I might have been daydreaming and thinking about how to keep my kit clean for next week.” IfsThinkingHas BeensMightNextWeekCleanMight Have BeenDaydreamingRugbyNext Week Author:Bill Beaumont
“I played ten injury-free years between the ages of 12 and 22. Then, suddenly, it seemed like I was allergic to the twentieth century.” YearsAgeCenturyTenInjuryTwentieth CenturyRugbyAllergicPlaying Rugby Author:Nigel Melville
“When I graduated college I had a series of just humiliating jobs that I couldn't believe I was at.” BelieveJobsCollegeSeriesHumiliating Author:Lena Dunham
“Rugby backs can be identified because they generally have clean jerseys and identifiable partings in their hair... come the revolution the backs will be the first to be lined up against the wall and shot for living parasitically off the work of others.” FirstsHairRevolutionWallShotsCleanJerseyPartingRugby Author:Peter FitzSimons
“Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune.” PlayPlayerPianoTunesRugbyPlaying Rugby Author:Pierre Danos
“The winger resembles Mother Brown, running with a high knee-lift and sometimes not progressing far from the spot where he started.” SometimesRunningMotherProgressSpotsLiftsKneesBrownRugby Author:Simon Geoghegan
“The heart is willing, the head is willing but the body's had enough.” HeartEnoughBodyWillingRugbyHad Enough Author:Keith Wood