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“Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.”

Quote by Matt Groening

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Matt Groening, born on February 15, 1954, is an influential American cartoonist and animator. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful commentary on societal issues, Groening is best known for his work on 'The Simpsons'. His cartoons have a satirical edge and have had a profound impact on modern popular culture. more

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