“In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.” Quote by Lauren Bacall
“Obama used to be a community organizer. He knows how to build communities.” KnowsUsedCommunityKnow HowUsed To BeOrganizer Author:Jesse Jackson
“LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies.” ShouldLinesPajamasLady LoveJammies Author:Doug Benson
“I like Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory because some children deserve to be taken to a chocolate factory and tortured. I like Dawn of the dead because you don't normally get to kill all of the zombies hanging out at the mall.” ChildrenTakenDeserveDawnChocolateHanging OutFactoriesZombieMalls Author:Doug Benson
“I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.” ThinkingTroubleBedCommunicators Author:Garry Shandling
“The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.” HumansReasonAnimalComicCommentBehaviourComic StripsHuman Behaviour Author:Garry Shandling
“Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.” MenFirstsGuyEnjoyNiceBabyFirst TimeSensitiveCriedNice Man Author:Garry Shandling
“My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.” FirstsShowsAppearanceTonightGuests Author:Garry Shandling
“If the money wasted on arms could be used to help the less developed nations, that would probably be a greater blow against the Communist danger than anything else.” IfsHelpingUsedNationsGreaterDangerArmsBlowCommunistDeveloped NationsMoney Wasted Author:Clement Attlee
“If you begin to consider yourself solely responsible to a political party, you're half-way to a dictatorship.” IfsWayPoliticalPartyHalfResponsibleDictatorshipPolitical PartiesHalf Way Author:Clement Attlee