“If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?”
Quote by Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler, born on February 25, 1975, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and television host. Known for her unique sense of humor and candid remarks, she has hosted several popular television shows and achieved significant success in the comedy industry. more
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