“You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.” OffersSincereComplimentMustache Author:Marty Feldman
“I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.” DoneHomeGrewMonthsEach DayMustacheMoustache Author:Bill Murray
“A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.” MenWantGrowsCuttingFringeMustacheMoustache Author:Billy Childish
“I'm an actor, in particular, that likes to have a mask or something that can help me distance myself from the character. Like the moustache or an accent.” CharacterHelpingActorsParticularDistanceLikesHelp MeMaskAccentsMustacheMoustacheDistance Myself Author:Corey Stoll
“I'm happiest on set because I'm not myself. I'm someone else. The moustache, the dinner jacket. It's not me. You're always this sort of double, and it's liberating. Imagine being stuck with yourself... all those doubts.” DoubtImagineDinnerStuckLiberatingJacketsMustacheMoustache Author:Jean Dujardin
“My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid.” TryingBigsGrowsAmazing ThingsMustacheGridsMoustache Author:Jenson Button
“I imagine that yes is the only living thing.” LifeImaginationImagineImagine ThatLiving ThingsHmm Author:e. e. cummings
“No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.” MenWritingIntelligentMustacheIntelligent ManMoustache Author:Sam Neill
“At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.” WantBigsLastsRiskMinutesFrontsNaziTigersStripesStoopsMustacheLast MinuteKittiesCoughingHairballs Author:Chuck Palahniuk
“Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.” SeemsFoolLipsMustache Author:Albert Einstein