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“I didn't understand NASCAR until I met some NASCAR fans. You talk to a couple of NASCAR fans and you'll see where a shiny car driving in a circle would fascinate them all day. And I can make fun of NASCAR fans, because if they chase me, I just turn right.”

Quote by Alonzo Bodden

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Alonzo Bodden is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on June 13, 1962, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s, gaining widespread recognition and acclaim for his exceptional comedic talent and personal charm. more

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