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“Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.”

Quote by Janeane Garofalo

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Janeane Garofalo

Janeane Garofalo is an American comedian known for her unique humor style and satirical commentary. Born on September 28, 1964, she gained prominence in the comedy scene during the 1990s and early 2000s. Garofalo is celebrated for her performances in television, film, and theater, often addressing social and political issues in her work. more

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