“But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.”
Quote by Ogden Nash
Work
The bad parents' garden of verse
This book is a compilation of verses that delve into the complexities and nuances of parenting, offering readers an unconventional look at familial relationships and the challenges of nurturing a family. more
Author
Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash was an American poet known for his witty and humorous poetry. His works are characterized by their clever wordplay and satire, and have been beloved by readers. more
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