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Quote by Richard Belzer

“If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.”

Quote by Richard Belzer

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Richard Belzer is a renowned American stand-up comedian, born on August 4, 1944. He is known for his unique sense of humor and versatile character portrayals, having starred or appeared in numerous comedy shows. Belzer's career began in the 1970s, and he is still active in the comedy world today. more

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