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“Anyone who buys a ticket can just go in there, and I don't like everyone, so I always see concerts as like, I'm going to get punched, I'm going to get elbowed, I'm going to get stepped on, get spilled on, someone's going to hit me with their body odor or something.”

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Baron Vaughn

Baron Vaughn, born on December 18, 1980, is an accomplished American comedian known for his unique sense of humor and acting skills. His performances are widely appreciated by audiences, and he has made significant contributions to the comedy scene with his leading roles in various comedy shows and notable appearances in films and television series. more

“You can fit two United States and maybe a third one into the entire continent of Africa, but on a map we make the entire continent of Africa look like the size of the United States, which is why a lot of people don't know that Africa is a continent. They think it's a country because it looks as big as we do.”

People Thinking Knows Looks Two Country States Bigs United United States Fit Thirds Size Maps Continents

Author:Baron Vaughn

“Surprisingly I've never really stolen anything. One time when I was really young, I was walking down the street, found a GI Joe in the mud, and took it home and I was like, "I got a GI Joe!" And then my great grandmother was like, "You stole that." I said, "What are you talking about?" and she said, "That's not yours." I'm like, "But I found it!" She's like, "But it's not yours, and therefore you stole it." So I just went and put it right back in the mud where I found it.”

Said Home Young Found Talking Streets Like You Walking Grandmother One Time Mud Stolen Great Grandmother Gis

Author:Baron Vaughn

“One time I was really close to Steve Martin. I was too afraid to actually go talk to him, but I'll count that as meeting.”

Meetings One Time

Author:Baron Vaughn

“I had rather believe all the Fables in the Legend, and the Talmud, and the Alcoran, than that this universal frame is without a Mind.”

Mind Believe Atheism Universal Legends Fables

Author:Francis Bacon