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“Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.”

Quote by Mallory Ortberg

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Mallory Ortberg

Mallory Ortberg is a prominent internet writer and critic known for her sharp wit and insightful commentary. Her work often deals with social phenomena, cultural commentary, and personal experiences, enjoying widespread popularity among readers. more

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