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“I'd make Jack Benny look like a philanthropist.”

Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

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Gilbert Gottfried

Gilbert Gottfried is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and mimicry skills. Born on February 28, 1955, he has achieved success in various comedy fields since the 1970s. more

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