“Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'” Quote by Karl Pilkington
“I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?” KnowsJust Do It Author:Karl Pilkington
“I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.” PeopleFoundAnnoyingPositive People Author:Karl Pilkington
“People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!” PeopleThinkingWellsChickensDucksLoad Author:Karl Pilkington
“I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.” PeopleKnowsWantGivingFilmNightWinningWatchesTvsProgramMeatAwardsButchers Author:Karl Pilkington
“All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.” PeopleKnowsNiceFamePoliteHelloUp To YouSaying Hello Author:Karl Pilkington
“For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.” ValuesHoliday Author:Karl Pilkington
“I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.” KnowsManchesterLondoners Author:Karl Pilkington
“I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.” WellsBitsImpressedTaj MahalMahal Author:Karl Pilkington