“Man is that guy ripped. I mean, I've got the washboard stomach, too. It's just that mine has about two months of laundry on top of it.” MenMeanTwoGuyMinesMonthsHockeyStomachThat GuyNhlRippedLaundryTwo Months Author:Shawn Burr
“My brother Dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag.” FiveBrotherMy BrotherBagsGymHockeyNhlTextbooks Author:Tie Domi
“How's the game changed in my 15 years in the league? Well, we used to be called hard-working players. Now we're overpaid crybabies.” YearsWellsHardUsedGamesPlayerChangedHard WorkUsed To BeLeagueHockeyNhlCrybabies Author:Brett Hull
“It's like the animal kingdom. Adapt or go extinct.” AnimalKingdomsHockeyNhlAnimal Kingdom Author:Brett Hull
“I am 10 times smarter than everyone else in this game. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.” GamesDoubtShadowHockeySmarterNhl Author:Brett Hull
“Hullie's a lot like a garbage can. You step on the pedal with your foot and the top opens up.” StepsFeetHockeyGarbageNhlPedalsGarbage Cans Author:Wayne Gretzky
“I remember my first year, I hit him with three good punches and couldn't believe he was still standing. He hit me with one and cracked my helmet. My head hurt for a week.” YearsFirstsBelieveStillsRememberThreeHurtWeekStandingHockeyNhlCrackedHelmet Author:Georges Laraque