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“Fang. I had to do some thinking about him. Me. I had some thinking to do about me too.”

Quote by James Patterson

Book:Maximum Ride Boxed Set #1

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Maximum Ride Boxed Set #1

This boxed set includes the first book in the popular young adult fantasy series, which follows a group of teens with special abilities as they navigate a world of danger and mystery. more

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James Patterson

James Patterson is a highly acclaimed author in the thriller and mystery genres, recognized for his engaging storytelling and the creation of memorable characters. Born on March 22, 1947, he has authored numerous best-selling novels and is a significant figure in the literary world. Patterson's work has captivated readers worldwide, and he has been influential for decades. more

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