“I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.”
Quote by Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Dane Cook is an American comedian, screenwriter, and director. Known for his unique sense of humor and witty dialogue, he has gained prominence in the comedy scene since the late 1990s. Cook's work includes television shows, movies, and stage performances, with his comedy films such as 'My Best Friend's Wedding' and 'A Very Good Boy' achieving significant success worldwide. more
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