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“This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.”

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Bob Newhart is a renowned American stand-up comedian, born on September 5, 1929. Known for his unique humor style and improvisational performances, he is one of the most influential comedy artists of the 20th century. more

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