“Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.”
Quote by Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler is a renowned American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director, born on September 9, 1966. He is known for his unique humor style and exaggerated performances, starring in a number of successful comedy films. more
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