“My father said I was perfectly suited for Washington because I've always worked around nuts.” Quote by Leon Panetta
“Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.” TryingCan DoFailingWorstInternetWorst ThingsMemes Author:John Hodgman
“When I was young I had a security blanket and a pet dog. The dog got sick and died and the blanket had to be burned, so I guess I was trying to recreate the image of security in the bunny. It was a Citizen Kane/Rosebud thing.” TryingYoungSecurityDogCitizensSickDiedPetBurnedBlanketBunniesPet DogRosebudsCitizen Kane Author:Hugh Hefner
“I'm so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you've been-what's the word?-oh yes: 'fired.'” New YorkColdGladLos Angeles Author:Bette Midler
“Bug eating and backstabbing are the stuff of great entertainment.” StuffEatingEntertainmentBugsBackstabbing Author:Mark Burnett
“Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm sitting with my grandmother, I can't fart for, like, two hours.” I CanTwoHoursSittingDinnerSpendingGrandmotherMy GrandmotherFartThanksgiving Dinner Author:Tom DeLonge
“Since I don't have access to the White House pastry chef anymore, it's done wonders for my figure.” DoneHouseWhiteWonderFiguresAccessWhite HouseChefPastriesPastry Chef Author:William J. Clinton