“You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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“You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.”
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“You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.”
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“You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.”
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