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Quote by George Burns

“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.”

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George Burns
George Burns

George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more

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