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Quote by Cristela Alonzo

“Hollywood needs to make a better job of making sure we explore the other side the spectrum. If you have a very macho guy, maybe have more of the opposite who aren't like that, who can still get the girl.”

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Cristela Alonzo

Cristela Alonzo is a Mexican-American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer, known for her sharp wit and insightful commentary on race, gender, and family. Born on January 6, 1979, she rose to prominence with her role on the ABC sitcom 'The Mindy Project'. Alonzo is recognized for her contributions to comedy, including her work on the sitcom 'Cristela', which was the first sitcom created by and starring a Latina. more

“I think we need to have stories about women that don't necessarily fit the trope of the classic woman, because they do exist. We have to show real life on TV and film. And we don't. We only see maybe 5 percent of what real people are really like. I mean, movies set in Los Angeles that don't have any minorities in them - how does that happen?”

People Thinking Mean Real Film Fit Real Life Classic Los Angeles

Author:Cristela Alonzo

“If I had to pick one scariest thing bout becoming a father, I'd say... the whole thing! From the moment you find out, all the way through the pregnancy, the birth, a new level of fear and horror as a helpless, on-looking bloke and even then when they are out and running about in the world, the fear never ends. It's constant worry, and 'am I doing this right?' and 'why is he making that noise?' and 'has anyone ever died from eating ham?'. It's non-stop.”

World Moments Running Father Worry Birth Horror Eating Pregnancy Helpless

Author:Chris Ramsey

“Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover changing a nappy and throw up into it.”

Author:Chris Ramsey

“The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has been behaving. Absolute bullshit. I got an email address and it's just giving me an out of office reply.”

Giving Kids Office Direct Myth Bullshit Fatherhood

Author:Chris Ramsey

“I watched horror movies way too young and one of my favorite horror movies was The Shining. Jack Nicholson's character in that just bore a hole in my brain, his weird, maniacal controlled stuff. Obviously Mara in Village of the Damned wasn't an alcoholic and didn't have emotional, crazy outbursts. She was very non-emotional. But it was that sort of evil that I was tapping into.”