“You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy, born on September 6, 1958, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his witty sarcasm and self-deprecating humor, he has won the hearts of audiences. Foxworthy's comedy, characterized by its sharp social commentary and self-mockery, has achieved significant success in television, radio, and stage performances. more
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