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“Those two Quagmires will whisk and whisk until they are simply whisked away.”

Book:The Austere Academy

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The Austere Academy

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“It is unfortunate, of course, that this quiet happy moment was the last one the children would have for quite some time, but there is nothing anyone can do about it now. Just when the Baudelaires were beginning to think about lunch, they heard a car pull up in front of the house and toot its horn. To the children it signaled the arrival of Stephano. To us it should signal the beginning of more misery.”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Reptile Room

Source: The Reptile Room

“I'm afraid the engine is quite dead," Mr. Poe called out. "And before long," Stephano muttered to the children, "you will be too." "I'm sorry," Mr. Poe said. "I couldn't hear you.”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Reptile Room

Source: The Reptile Room

“Captain Sham doesn't have a left ankle and only has one eye. I can't believe you would dare to disagree with a man who has eye problems." "I have eye problems," Klaus said, pointing to his glasses, "and you're disagreeing with me." "I will thank you not to be impertinent," Aunt Josephine said, using a word which here means "pointing out that I'm wrong, which annoys me.”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Wide Window

Source: The Wide Window

“What are your names?" "You know our names," Violet said curtly, a word which here means "tired of Count Olaf's nonsense." "That wig and that lipstick don't fool us any more than your pale-brown dress and sensible beige shoes. You're Count Olaf.”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Miserable Mill

Source: The Miserable Mill

“I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. (John 11:25-26)”

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Book:The Holy Bible: King James Version

Source: The Holy Bible: King James Version

“Popinsh!" Sunny shrieked. "Sunny means," Violet said, "that Dr. Orwell hypnotized Klaus and caused that terrible accident, didn't she?" "Conceivably," Shirley said. "And he's being hypnotized again, right now, isn't he?" Violet asked. "It's within the bounds of the imagination," Shirley said.”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Miserable Mill

Source: The Miserable Mill

“You're not a receptionist!" Violet cried. "I certainly am," Shirley said. "I'm a poor receptionist who lives all by herself, and who wants very much to raise children of her own. Three children, in fact: a smartypants little girl, a hypnotized little boy, and a buck-toothed baby.”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Miserable Mill

Source: The Miserable Mill

“Toodle-oo, orphans!" Shirley said. Klaus looked at Shirley and waved back as Violet and Sunny led him by the hand out of the waiting room. "How could you wave to her?" Violet hissed to her brother, as they walked back down the hallway. "She seems like a nice lady," Klaus said, frowning. "I know I've met her somewhere before.”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Miserable Mill

Source: The Miserable Mill

“Drat!" Dr. Orwell said. "He's unhypnotized! How in the world would a child know a complicated word like 'inordinate'?" "These brats know lots of words," Shirley said, in her ridiculously fake high voice. "They're book addicts. But we can still create an accident and win the fortune!”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Miserable Mill

Source: The Miserable Mill

“Hee hee hee!" Nero said. "You children are like three clowns!" "Ho ho ho!" Count Olaf said. "Ha ha ha!" Violet said, who was beginning to feel queasy from faking all this laughter.”

Lemony Snicket A Series Of Unfortunate Events

Book:The Austere Academy

Source: The Austere Academy

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