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Quote by John Mulaney

“You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.”

Quote by John Mulaney

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John Mulaney, born on August 26, 1982, is an accomplished American actor, writer, and comedian. Known for his unique sense of humor and sharp wit, he has made a name for himself in the comedy world, serving as a writer for several comedy shows and starring in Broadway musicals. more

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