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“Ah, Christ, this is the place with the messed-up sizes, isn’t it? Like, ‘grande’ instead of ‘large?’ He stretched it out all stupid and fake-French, and Christina and I shared a look. “Why can’t you just call it a large?” he asked. “You could except grande is a medium.” Christina said, “Venti is large.” “Venti. Right. For the love of God, can’t I order in plain English?” — Lauren Myracle
Ah, Christ, this is the place with the messed-up sizes, isn’t it? Like, ‘grande’ instead of ‘large?’ He stretched it out all stupid and fake-French, and Christina and I shared a look.
“Why can’t you just call it a large?” he asked.
“You could except grande is a medium.” Christina said, “Venti is large.”
“Venti. Right. For the love of God, can’t I order in plain English?