“Experts say men think of sex every 10 seconds... What do they think of in the other nine?” Quote by Clive James
“The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas.” PeopleFilmClassicDocumentariesVegasLas Vegas Author:Clive James
“She wasn't just beautiful. She was like the sun coming up: coming up giggling. She was giggling as if she had just remembered something funny.” IfsBeautifulSunRememberedClassic Author:Clive James
“Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.” CountrySpeciesClassicCentreTradingNotoriousEndangered Species Author:Prince Philip
“Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'” MenBirdCatClassicSlogans Author:Prince Philip
“During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.” WindowClassicShopsUsualBlitz Author:Prince Philip
“Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.” IfsWonderClassicDeafGhastlyEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip
“You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.” LongHas BeensHavensClassicPotBellyDukesEdinburgh Author:Prince Philip