“Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun.” WritingMeanBookDoneReadingFunRealizingImpossibleSittingLikesIdiotWriting A BookHomeworkAssignments Author:Lewis Black
“I'm recognizable in certain circles, like girls know me, couples know me. But not all straight men know me.” KnowsMenCertainGirlCoupleCirclesKnow Me Author:Patti Stanger
“I'm very quiet and shy in my personal life, as hard as that is to believe.” BelieveHardQuietShyPersonal Life Author:Patti Stanger
“It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous.” FeelsFeelingsEasyAmorous Author:Patti Stanger
“My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.” Would BeMy FavoriteCheeseAddictPizzaMacsTrufflesGlutenGluten Free Author:Patti Stanger
“Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up 'The New York Times,' and I look at the front page and realize that once again I'm wrong. I start to fixate on stuff.” ThinkingLooksKindStuffRealizingMorningFrontsNew YorkPagesPicksWake UpOptimisticNew DayNew York Times Author:Lewis Black
“Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit.” MenAgeBitsMake SenseMature Author:Patti Stanger
“Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.” YearsNightHardestValentineValentine's DayDays Of The Year Author:Patti Stanger