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“I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff”

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Zach Braff, born on April 6, 1975, is an American actor. He gained widespread popularity for his role as Joshua Platt in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', and won the Independent Spirit Award for his lead role in the film 'Garden State'. more

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