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Quote by George Burns

“I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.”

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George Burns
George Burns

George Burns was an American comedian, writer, and singer, born on January 20, 1896, and died on March 9, 1996. Known for his unique humor and longevity, he is one of the most famous comedians of the 20th century. more

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