“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”
Quote by Laurie Notaro
Work
The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
This book offers a series of entertaining tales that showcase the misadventures and triumphs of a group of friends who come together to embark on various escapades. The stories are filled with wit, warmth, and a touch of the absurd, capturing the essence of friendship and the joy of living life to the fullest. more
Author
Laurie Notaro
Laurie Notaro is an American writer known for her humor and autobiographical works. Her books often use personal experiences as a backdrop to explore various themes in life, such as family, love, career, and self-discovery. more
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