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“If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.”

Quote by Whitey Herzog

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Whitey Herzog, born on November 9, 1931, is a renowned baseball manager known for his unique tactics and leadership style. Throughout his career, he has gained recognition for his innovative strategies and has led the St. Louis Cardinals to a World Series championship in 1985. more

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