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“Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.”

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Don Rickles, born on May 8, 1926, was a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique style of humor and witty banter, Rickles made a name for himself in television, film, and nightclubs. His comedic talent brought laughter to audiences worldwide. more

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