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“If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.”

Quote by Patton Oswalt

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Patton Oswalt is an American comedian, screenwriter, and author known for his unique humor style and profound insights into everyday life. He has a rich experience in the comedy industry, performing in various comedy clubs and television shows. His filmography includes 'The Wedding Singer', 'Almost Famous', and the 'American Pie' series. more

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