“Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?”
Quote by Tucker Max
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Tucker Max
Tucker Max is an American author known for his memoirs, which are characterized by their humorous and candid storytelling, particularly about his college life and sexual experiences. Born on September 27, 1975, Max's works have gained popularity among young readers. more
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