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“Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'?”

Quote by Megan Amram

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Megan Amram is an American comedian known for her unique and witty humor style. Born on September 3, 1987, she gained popularity through her comedy videos on YouTube, which she started posting in 2010. Amram is celebrated for her satirical comments on pop culture, social media, and everyday life. more

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