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“Edie?” I put the can opener down. “Can I ask you a personal question?” “I’m your aunt! Shoot.” She kept chopping methodically. “Why aren’t you married?” “Well, why aren’t you married?” Her eyes narrowed. “Because I’m 15!” I retorted. “Yeah, and I’m 42. And a half.” — Jessica Glasner
Edie?” I put the can opener down. “Can I ask you a personal question?”
“I’m your aunt! Shoot.” She kept chopping methodically.
“Why aren’t you married?”
“Well, why aren’t you married?” Her eyes narrowed. “Because I’m 15!” I retorted.
“Yeah, and I’m 42. And a half.