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“She’s just burning up with ambition, but the poor bunny’s got nowhere to put it. I don’t think the Patented Pellam System for Prevailing Over the Perils of Pubescence would be of much help. 1. Stop speaking to your parents 2. Run away from your planet 3. Take off your clothes as often as possible, but only while reciting Shakespeare (and being paid scale) 4. Buy a cat 5. Drink your milk 6. Mug your destiny in an alley and punch it until it gives you what you want” — Catherynne M. Valente
She’s just burning up with ambition, but the poor bunny’s got nowhere to put it. I don’t think the Patented Pellam System for Prevailing Over the Perils of Pubescence would be of much help.
1. Stop speaking to your parents
2. Run away from your planet
3. Take off your clothes as often as possible, but only while reciting Shakespeare (and being paid scale)
4. Buy a cat
5. Drink your milk
6. Mug your destiny in an alley and punch it until it gives you what you want