“When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.” RememberSleepBedLaughed Author:Karl Pilkington
“I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.” MeanNightTermQuietBusyCornersNoisy Author:Karl Pilkington
“Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.” VoiceTalkingOver It Author:Karl Pilkington
“If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good” IfsWorryWrinkles Author:Karl Pilkington
“Your dreams should never be better than your real life” ShouldRealDreamReal LifeYour Dreams Author:Karl Pilkington
“The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.” NextForceAbilityPlanetsInsignificantLack Of FaithSithNew HopeVaderStar Wars MovieObi Wan KenobiDeath StarForce And Power Author:David Prowse
“Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to declare war. You're just at war and we did that, which is not legal.” IfsWarDogCongressWagsWag The Dog Author:Val Kilmer