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“There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.”

Quote by Jeff Stilson

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Jeff Stilson, born in 1959, is a renowned comedian. His career began in the 1980s, and he is known for his unique sense of humor and witty performances. Stilson has had a significant impact in the comedy world, and his work is beloved by audiences. more

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