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“I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!”

Quote by Graham Chapman

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Graham Chapman was a renowned British comedian, best known for his roles in the Monty Python comedy troupe. Born on January 8, 1941, he passed away on October 4, 1989. Chapman was beloved for his unique sense of humor and profound character interpretations. more

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