“I'm still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby's first millionaire five years ago.” YearsFirstsStillsCoursesFiveYears AgoFive YearsMillionaireRugby Author:David Campese
“I feel like you don't know if someone's equipped for a romantic relationship until they're out of their twenties.” IfsKnowsFeelsLike YouTwentiesRomantic Relationship Author:Lena Dunham
“Rugby football is a game I can't claim absolutely to understand in all its niceties, if you know what I mean. I can follow the broad, general principles, of course. I mean to say, I know that the main scheme is to work the ball down the field somehow and deposit it over the line at the other end and that, in order to squalch this programme, each side is allowed to put in a certain amount of assault and battery and do things to its fellow man which, if done elsewhere, would result in 14 days without the option, coupled with some strong remarks from the Bench.” IfsKnowsMenMeanI CanEndsDoneCertainOrderCoursesGamesStrongSidesLinesResultsPrinciplesFieldsFootballAmountBallsClaimsFellowsBroadsElsewhereSchemesAssaultFellow ManRemarksBenchesRugbyProgrammesBatteriesDepositsNiceties Author:P. G. Wodehouse
“You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down.” TryingEyeRugbyBlindfolds Author:Ric Suggitt
“A bomb under the West car park at Twickenham on an international day would end fascism in England for a generation.” EndsGenerationsCarEnglandWestInternationalParksBombsFascismRugbyCar Parks Author:Philip Toynbee
“Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie.” LittlesAsksHouseRoomsEmotionWatchesCryAsk MeDressingsRugbyPrairieWelshDressing RoomsLittle House On The Prairie Author:Bob Norster
“If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis.” IfsShouldPlayTablesTennisRugbyPlaying RugbyTable Tennis Author:Pierre Berbizier
“I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf.” PlayToneDeafRugbyWalesPlaying Rugby Author:Vernon Davis
“I didn't know what was going on at the start in the swirling wind. The flags were all pointing in different directions and I thought the Irish had starched them just to fool us.” KnowsDifferentWindFoolFlagsPointingRugbyDifferent Directions Author:Mike Watkins
“No leadership, no ideas. Not even enough imagination to thump someone in the line-up when the ref wasn't looking.” IdeasEnoughImaginationLinesNo IdeaRugbyRefs Author:J.P.R. Williams