“Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61” Quote by John Walter Bratton
“You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end That you're close to being 70 Let me be the first to agree, old friend” PeopleFirstsEndsLet MeAgreeBirthdayOld Friends Author:John Walter Bratton
“You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th” YearsActingGoldCrisisBirthdayMidlifeMidlife Crisis Author:John Walter Bratton
“Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead, as it's your birthday Delusion, today, is just fine” ThinkingYearsTodayFineTenBirthdayDelusion Author:John Walter Bratton
“Congratulations! If I may be so bold Only 40 years to go Before you're a century old Just saying” IfsYearsMayCenturyBirthdayCongratulationsJust Saying Author:John Walter Bratton
“I've been collecting some more high-end guitars. I have an old Martin D28 from the '60s, a beautiful, classic Martin that I know I played on 'Mariachi.'” KnowsEndsBeautifulGuitarClassicCollecting Author:Ani DiFranco
“If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter” IfsAgeDegreesHotBirthdayTemperatureHotter Author:John Walter Bratton
“On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?” IfsKnowsGivingMatterKnow HowPhilosophicalBirthdayGreyOld YouGrey Matter Author:John Walter Bratton
“You're 60 But honestly it doesn't show Mind you, you reached the age of consent About 50,000 consents ago!” MindShowsAgeHonestlyBirthdayConsentAge Of Consent Author:John Walter Bratton
“True Friends are the bacon bits In the salad bowl of life. How true I read that and straight away, My thoughts turned to you And especially today on your 60th These special wishes I send Have a really wonderful birthday My special "bacon flavored" friend” TodayWishBitsWonderfulSpecialBirthdayBowlsMy ThoughtsTrue FriendSalad Author:John Walter Bratton
“Consider this on your birthday You've got life's struggle beaten For 60 years you've ate And avoided being eaten” YearsStruggleBirthdayBeatenAvoided Author:John Walter Bratton